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analyzing_you ([personal profile] analyzing_you) wrote2011-10-23 01:56 pm
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Well I certainly do not appear to be in the Medium anymore. It seems I
have landed in Atlantis, of all places. How very peculiar; I suppose
it’s possible the game glitched and tossed me here.

But Atlantis. Really? I expected more excitement than that. Hell,
perhaps? No, that would be rather cliché. Atlantis is going to have to
suffice.
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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-24 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO ASK AROUND YOU WOULD KNOW THIS WAS VATHEON, NOT ATLANTIS
BUT I SUPPOSE DOING SOMETHING THAT SENSIBLE IS BEYOND YOU.
THERE IS NO GLITCH
THE GAME DOESN'T HAVE SHIT TO DO WITH IT
AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN HERE, LALONDE.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've been told, unfortunately before you so graciously decided to rescue me from ignorance.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
GREAT. GOOD FOR YOU.
SAVES ME HAVING TO BATTLE THROUGH YOUR VEIL OF SNARKY BROAD ANTICS TO EXPLAIN IT.
JUST TELL ME FROM WHAT PART OF THE TIMELINE YOU'RE FROM.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's Miss Snarky Broad to you. So I can safely assume whatever methods of time gazing you employed before no longer work here?

If that's the case then it would be beneficial for you to ask in a more affable manner.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
WE ARE IN ANOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE, AND I AM NOT CALLING YOU MISS ANYTHING
TIME SHENANIGANS ARE WELL AND FULLY AFOOT
FOR THE JACKASSES IN CHARGE HAVE GRABBED US ALL FROM THIS AND THAT PART OF THE TIMELINE WITH NO CONCERN FOR HOW THAT MATCHES UP WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
I refuse to answer any of your inquiries until you cut the blatant hostility. I may settle for a simple 'please', if it proves to be sufficiently amusing.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
UGHH
THIS IS WHY I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED YOU NOT COMING BACK HERE.
BUT FINE.
PLEASE WITH A STUPID FUCKING EARTH FRUIT ON TOP
WILL YOU CUT THE FUCKING CRAP AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION ALREADY.
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[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
What an unnecessarily harsh remark. In fact, I don't know how I will ever carry on; you've completely and utterly destroyed my feelings. It's now my life mission to leave and never come back so you can sleep easy.

In fact, I'm not sure I can even bring myself to answer your question now; my depression is making it hard to type.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS REASONABLE IN THE COLLECTED UNIVERSES, LALONDE
IS IT SERIOUSLY THAT HARD TO DISCARD THE CAGEY BULLSHIT, CEASE THE SNARKY ANTICS, KNOCK OF THE FLIGHTY BROAD HORSESHIT, AND JUST ANSWER ONE TINY FUCKING INQUIRY?
I WILL LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE IF YOU JUST TELL ME THE LAST EVENTS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU WERE TAKEN HERE
PROVIDED YOU'RE NOT FROM FURTHER ALONG THE TIMELINE THAN I AM, WHICH SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY UNDER PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I find myself highly skeptical on you leaving me alone if I answer your one TINY FUCKING INQUIRY. Surely more would likely follow.

And if I may present my own TINY FUCKING INQUIRY, what exactly makes my timeline so important to you?

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
IT DEPENDS ON WHEN YOU'RE FROM, DAMNIT
IF IT'S NOT AN IMPORTANT PART THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE BECAUSE TALKING TO YOU IN ANY CAPACITY IS A HEADACHE IN ACTION.
AND IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE I AM MORE OR LESS THE LEADER HERE
EVEN WITH JOHN AROUND
AND KNOWING WHO IS FROM WHEN IS KEY TO SORTING OUT WHO KNOWS WHAT AND WHAT CAN BE EXPECTED FROM THEM OR OTHERS AS A RESULT.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, then in that case all hail our loud and obnoxious leader. Would you like me to bow properly or curtsy? And does our leader have a name?

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME YET?

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh look, I let slip some valuable information. Silly me. Or maybe I'm growing tired of these games as well.

The last thing I can recall is spending a few hours in the Medium. I had just alchemized a pair of Needlewands.

Is your hunger for knowledge sated, or need I go on?

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-25 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
WELL AND FULLY SATED.
YOU'RE PRETTY FAR BACK IF THAT'S THE MOST NOTABLE THING YOU DID.
THE NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS.

[identity profile] analyzing-you.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Then the obvious solution would be to do notable things here to make up for my lack of supposed lack of productivity where I came from.
Not that you would care, however. I'm sure you're about to be busy leaving me alone.

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2011-10-26 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ACTUALLY DO SOME USEFUL THINGS AS FUTURE YOU, BUT YOU ARE AS OF YET USELESS PAST YOU.
AND YES, FOR THAT MATTER, I AM.

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