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[analyzing_you]

Well I certainly do not appear to be in the Medium anymore. It seems I
have landed in Atlantis, of all places. How very peculiar; I suppose
it’s possible the game glitched and tossed me here.

But Atlantis. Really? I expected more excitement than that. Hell,
perhaps? No, that would be rather cliché. Atlantis is going to have to
suffice.

Comments

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

Your overreaction is very telling. I would understand if my moving in would be too awkward for you, now that I know your secrets.

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

pff.
rose, get over yourself.
there are no secrets obviously.

and i am reserving all dirty thoughts until after we are married.
we are going to have like ten babies, you know!

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

Your sudden obsession with marriage is alarming. I feel as if I've missed something critically important because of this timeline confusion.
I think I'm glad that I haven't experienced it yet.
You should know that the way to a ladies heart is not filling her mind with images of such an abused womb.

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

oh yeah.
karkat said we are going to get married because we need to repopulate somehow.
i will bring you chocolates and make you little flower crowns.

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

Maybe when you're older.

Jokes aside, since when do you listen to trolls?

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

it is not a joke.

uh. i always listen to the trolls?
they are our friends!

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

That is unfortunate, because I had hoped you couldn't possibly be serious.

The trolls were not and are not my friends. They were nothing more than a nuisance trying to prevent us from succeeding at the game.

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

weren't you close to kanaya??
she is the green one right?

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

If she is the green one, then you can hardly call a conversation or two close.

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

wait.
what timeline are you from??

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

Apparently all signs indicate that I'm further back than all of you.

[breathingheir.livejournal.com]

oh i see! :o

oh man, i get to tell you.
i am a god now. :B

[analyzing-you.livejournal.com]

I would ask if you're serious, but I've come to realize that you almost always are. But would you care to elaborate anyway?